The little shutter in your brain

Symptom: the focal length changes suddenly, without warning. You are shiprocked on a bridge, bro.

Cure: examine expiration dates on all dry goods. Ask yourself: have you been stockpiling someone else's methods? Are you really a teen pop star in the making? Have you written a post-card to yourself lately (what would you say to you)? Remember that a balanced diet aids in the evaluation of scales--all of them.