Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Acequia Madre: The Mother Ditch





Symptom: you return home to a home with no plants. An ill, drugged, confused man in the hallway has un-necessarily gone up ten extra floors. The hostile email in your in-box indicates that you have not been understood.

Cure: call the elevator and push 6. Remember that you have made an aunt. Hand-mow an overgrown, wild-grass garden and leave the dirt under your fingernails. Life goes on: continue wearing a mu-mu.

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