Monday, March 31, 2008

Spot on




Down: did I say look?
Up: you said "important(ly)." [Things go from natural to un-natural in a series of three glances; do not be paranoid; this is simply fact].

Saturday, March 29, 2008

allo? (paroles)



Affliction: le maintenant n'est pas si mal.
Remedy: sois constructive: coudre, cou, cou-cou, couac, coude. Clink.

Mais non, un peu



Symptom: unsolicited conversation, puis, silence.
Cure: just do your damn blog.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

A world without you



Man: darling, did you realize that most of these photos appear to be taken in a world strangely void of human presence?
Woman: Well, yes.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Now, this is what I call



some: discussion
most: meeting

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Dear: friends and spring (make for god)



Need: one say more?
Dis-Need: n'est-ce-pas?
(For Mr.)

Monday, March 24, 2008

La figure (en général)



Pertinent: sailing vessels
Impertinent: sailing vessels

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Easter(n)ly: Much better




Re: come back sweetly. Cut in two.
Re: all over the world. [A] (she) turn(ed) of(her) [the] head.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

When Spring means 33F/0C



A: you've been on the beach all day getting warm and tan. The sand bares the imprint of your corporeal being.
B. you then watch the sun go down over the water and the reflections remind you of that day back in '85, the first time in Hawaii. Fragrant.

Friday, March 21, 2008

sans mention



Try: harder? consider? mes chaussures? slipper (y).
Avoid: saying plus jamais.

sans issue



Always: try.
Never: me contacte plus jamais.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

One night in



Bring: on old friends, raises, research budgets, and new cars.
Leave: is necessary in the academy.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Handling




Take: a break from those hamster voices.
Leave: some room for other things.

Monday, March 17, 2008

Sunday with



Take: a _________________ .
Leave: your comment.

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Ampersanding




Take: a bath.
Leave: on time.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Ping




Smoke: brains, sandwiches, hope, and outer garments.
Extinguish: drainage, one, signs, and "she can't travel."

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Cooked



Bring: kleenex, a candle, and extra words.
Leave: the rest.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

69GBP/159USD



Bring: clean, refreshing, exciting, modest, fashion.
Leave: dirty, tired, smelly, anxious; at least the sink smiles at you. Drunk ghosts.

Monday, March 10, 2008

100,308 miles



Bring: positive responses, kind words, encouragement, and books.
Leave: spirit-reducing professionalization, dubious intentions, and the quick-to-judge.