Monday, June 25, 2007

Nasty Neighbors and the sound of wolves





Symptom: animal behaviour in human beings; holes in fences.
Cure: dogs and cats like to play long into the evening when it is summer. When in contact with those who have seemingly forgotten the ritual of play and its therapeutic benefits, use it as a weapon. Exhibit joy and freedom in the sun, right in your own back yard. The sound of wolves will begin to echo like your enemy's own conscience, and she will begin to question who is truly winning and if she is even playing a fair game in the first place. Finally, bake, make or burn things that smell like fairness.

2 comments:

Grey said...

smash a streaking hot cookie into the corner!

you win.

Anonymous said...

The smell of fairness can take on many disguises...my favorite that of grilled trout fished from a mountain lake by my mother. The court system may smell alittle fishy, but not fair.
Darcentric