Monday, September 1, 2008

Runs batted in



Symptom: lots of play.
Cure: go to bed early, make more tacos, and get out the blue mat. Make the change.

3 comments:

Mark said...

Were you at my beloved Wrigley over the weekend? Glorious! :)

/m

Churlita said...

What if your symptom is that you're not getting any play?

Doctorwild said...

Dear Churlita:
Then you must take all elixirs (free of charge), one by one, on a daily basis. Take two 1$ elixirs of your choice at random intervals. These too are free of charge. The most important thing to remember is: improve the feel of your swagger.

Much love, luck,
drw