Sunday, September 9, 2007

Calling Dr. Pepper (Who is Dr. Pepper?)



Jackpot: the cola wars. Mystery (did they put ginger in here?) begins.

Bonus: a spicy, refreshing new attitude. Healthy hair. Trident.

Will Dr. Phillippe D'Arcy please report to the unit immediately.

5 comments:

Unknown said...

PURE CANE SUGAR

Goes great with b-b-q

10-2-4

Pick up a 16oz can

Doctorwild said...

dearest bro,

YOU GET IT. THANK YOU. HOW SHALL I EVER RE-PAY YOU? MIGHT I OFFER YOU THE HONORARY NAME OF DR. SUGAR? OR DO YOU PREFER DR. ROCK? OR SOMETHING ELSE?

Please don't mess with Texas.

xo
drw

Doctorwild said...

Sorry, bro, I must be blind. You must be the one, the only, the original Dr. Pepper.

Unknown said...

An honorary Dr.P suits me...

Don't f^$k with my sage brush!

Doctorwild said...

Dear Dr. Pepper,

I wish I could award you the honorary name of Dr. P. But someone else has already claimed that identity. Your honorary name is Dr. Pepper. Now just take responsability for your actions. You have more power than most doctors.

Sincerely,
Your sis,
drw