Calling Fossils

Symptom: there is fear that there are no pigeons in Chicago.
Cure: work at your desk and keep looking outside.

Clowns

Symptom: there are people, includng your fathers, who will not change their voting pattern.
Cure: attribute it to altitude sickness; lack of oxygen. Take a full cup of cottage cheese mixed with flax oil and cayenne pepper. Once daily.

Do Not Play


unless you want proof (of both symptom and cure).

Myopia

Symptom: mass popular websites describe your eternal condition.
Cure: consult the professional to whom you render weekly payment; continue to render payment. (cough, cough)

You Old

Symptom: hostage situations, "you must be....."; you think you might have been a police detective in a former incarnation.
Cure: lucky breaks, deals, surveillance videos, and writing on the flight of impulse.

How to relax

1. coffee stop
2. cigarettes stop
3. yes stop
4. worry stop

Love, your friend located between the visible and the speakable

Despues

Symptom: tick tock.
Cure: shape, impressions, and that theory you forgot to read.

B.C.

1. McCain
2. Obama

Hurlements (?)

A. Exchange value (?)
B. Self-portrait.

Please Cubs Please

Bottom of the 4th: swing on a ball.
Top of the 4th: we're gonna pop some hits.

sagittal planes

View 1: one has been speechless.
View 2: one has been particularly focused.